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I thought it might be fun to run our own Deadpool again this year.

As an update since there are so few of us here. Mods and Admins can play this year. I also added some more bonus point categories.

Rules:

  1. You can't cause a celebs death to win. :LOL:
  2. Only Approved Celebrities count: Celebs may include sports figures, people from the film or music industry, TV stars, media figures, heads of state, persons of interest, even scientists and inventors. Generally, you can’t pick people who are locally famous or only well-known to a select group of people. Determination of "Celebrity" status is up to moderator discretion.
  3. You can pick up to 10 Celebrities but no more.
  4. Game runs for calendar year 2025
  5. Entries must be finalized by FEB 28! After Feb 28 the thread will be locked and updated only by moderators. We'll run a separate Deadpool discussion thread so we can talk it over.
  6. Scoring: (100 – Age of Celeb at Death) + Bonus Points = Score per Celeb Death
  7. If the person is 100 years old no points will be assigned.
  8. If the person is OVER 100 when they pass you will LOSE points! i.e. 100-101 = -1 point. So choose carefully.
Bonus Points:

  • You call the cause of death +10 Points
  • The celebrity dies of COVID-19 + 19 Points
  • You call the month of death + 10 Points
  • You call the death and it occurs on New years eve +1000 Points
  • You pick someone and they die in their 70's + 5 points
  • You pick someone and they die in their 60's + 10 points
  • You pick someone and they die in their 50's + 15 points
  • You pick someone and they die in their 40's + 25 points
  • You pick someone and they die in their 30's + 50 points
  • You pick someone and they die in their 20's + 100 points
I'll figure out a prize later but for now let's have some fun!

Score your own points and let us know so we can verify. Let's do this!
 
Question: What can we consider to be "old age" or "natural causes" and at what age can that be considered a legit cause of death?

  1. Bernie Sanders: Old Age / Natural Causes; Sept. 20
  2. Trump: Old Age / Natural Causes; Dec 24
  3. Joe Biden: Old Age / Natural Causes; Jul 19
  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger: Heart related issues; Aug. 15
  5. Morgan Freeman: Old Age / Natural Causes; Mar 25
  6. King Charles: Cancer; Feb. 20
  7. Clint Eastwood: Old Age / Natural Causes; May 5
  8. Michael J. Fox: Parkinson's Disease; Dec 2
  9. Tom Holland: Vacation related accident; Jun 18
  10. Ryan Reynolds: On set accident for movie; Aug 31
 
#1 Ozzy Osbourne. Based on his appearance at the rock & roll hall of fame induction it might well still be this year! I’d guess before June 2025 but for a specific month let’s go in between and say March, cause Parkinsons(and decades of heavy drug/alcohol use).

#2 Bam Margera. Overdose, probably February

#3 Phil Collins. Old age, I’m going to say he seems like a December death

#4 Phil Colon, of Def Leppard fame. He seems like a healthy enough guy but I feel the world can only have no more and no less than two Phil Col(l)inses at a time. It’ll definitely be close to #3 so late November or December and it’ll be a silly death, possibly drowned in literal sugar.

#5 Richard Hammond. Poor little guy has survived so many horrible accidents for his shows I can’t help but think he’s going to get final destinationed in his pseudo retirement. Mysterious garage fire perhaps? Sparked by a boom box playing the A-team theme? I can only speculate. I’ll go with August.

#6 Snoop Dogg. Notice he’s been seemingly all over media lately which he hasn’t been in several years? Me thinks he’s establishing a legacy knowing his time is up. Lung Cancer, smoking is still smoking. I’d wager he’s got til September

#7 Karen Allen. When’s the last time you heard from her? Crystal Skull? She’ll be that death everyone will sing her praises for her acting after the fact yet everyone a day prior wouldn’t even remember her actual name and all tributes will be clips from Raiders. I’ll go with stroke in May

#8 Harrison Ford. Plane crash, July Seems inevitable given the track record, plus we’ll most definitely see cringey social media tributes with him and Karen Allen “reunited”.

#9 Mr. Beast. Someone punches his punchable face a little too hard. Brain bleed. Totally random but I’ll go with June(because what a birthday present that will be to me! 🥳 )

#10 Joe Biden. Alzheimers, he’ll make it to next December
 
#1 Ozzy Osbourne. Based on his appearance at the rock & roll hall of fame induction it might well still be this year! I’d guess before June 2025 but for a specific month let’s go in between and say March, cause Parkinsons(and decades of heavy drug/alcohol use).

#2 Bam Margera. Overdose, probably February

#3 Phil Collins. Old age, I’m going to say he seems like a December death

#4 Phil Colon, of Def Leppard fame. He seems like a healthy enough guy but I feel the world can only have no more and no less than two Phil Col(l)inses at a time. It’ll definitely be close to #3 so late November or December and it’ll be a silly death, possibly drowned in literal sugar.

#5 Richard Hammond. Poor little guy has survived so many horrible accidents for his shows I can’t help but think he’s going to get final destinationed in his pseudo retirement. Mysterious garage fire perhaps? Sparked by a boom box playing the A-team theme? I can only speculate. I’ll go with August.

#6 Snoop Dogg. Notice he’s been seemingly all over media lately which he hasn’t been in several years? Me thinks he’s establishing a legacy knowing his time is up. Lung Cancer, smoking is still smoking. I’d wager he’s got til September

#7 Karen Allen. When’s the last time you heard from her? Crystal Skull? She’ll be that death everyone will sing her praises for her acting after the fact yet everyone a day prior wouldn’t even remember her actual name and all tributes will be clips from Raiders. I’ll go with stroke in May

#8 Harrison Ford. Plane crash, July Seems inevitable given the track record, plus we’ll most definitely see cringey social media tributes with him and Karen Allen “reunited”.

#9 Mr. Beast. Someone punches his punchable face a little too hard. Brain bleed. Totally random but I’ll go with June(because what a birthday present that will be to me! 🥳 )

#10 Joe Biden. Alzheimers, he’ll make it to next December

For #5 You mean like Jay Leno? I think I might put him on my list.
 
I did one better than I expected to in 2024, so I'm going to (mostly) run it back.

1.) Tom Brady because :cougbang that guy.
2.) George Soros dies of "natural causes" but nothing changes re: his foundations.
3.) Bill Clinton finally pisses Hillary off enough that she suicides him.
4.) Warren Buffett grows tired of it all. Actual natural causes for this one.
5.) Riley Reid, AIDS.
6.) Charlie Sheen, AIDS and cocaine.
7.) At least one NASCAR, IndyCar, or F1 Driver gets murked in a crash. Bonus points if it is Kyle Larson in the Indy 500.
8.) Phil Collins succumbs to one of his various known ailments (nervous system disorders, fall from dropfoot).
9.) Reba McEntire because god above I cannot stand her.
10.) At least one TV preacher who believes in the power of you paying him to be healed by God will drop dead mid-sermon on a Sunday morning. Hopefully it's Kenny Copeland or Bill Johnson.
 
I did one better than I expected to in 2024, so I'm going to (mostly) run it back.

1.) Tom Brady because :cougbang that guy.
2.) George Soros dies of "natural causes" but nothing changes re: his foundations.
3.) Bill Clinton finally pisses Hillary off enough that she suicides him.
4.) Warren Buffett grows tired of it all. Actual natural causes for this one.
5.) Riley Reid, AIDS.
6.) Charlie Sheen, AIDS and cocaine.
7.) At least one NASCAR, IndyCar, or F1 Driver gets murked in a crash. Bonus points if it is Kyle Larson in the Indy 500.
8.) Phil Collins succumbs to one of his various known ailments (nervous system disorders, fall from dropfoot).
9.) Reba McEntire because god above I cannot stand her.
10.) At least one TV preacher who believes in the power of you paying him to be healed by God will drop dead mid-sermon on a Sunday morning. Hopefully it's Kenny Copeland or Bill Johnson.
To your false prophet preacher list I’d like to add Joel Olsteen.
 
1.)Joe Biden Corvette accident.
2.vlad putin. russian leader disease.
3)Zelinsky Assassin.
4)Trump Assassin
5)my ex-friends. car falling on them while working alone, or suicide, whichever is easier.
Is there a bonus for a single accident taking out multiples? :)
 
Dick Van Dyke
Noam Chomsky
Dakota Fanning
Peter Yarrow
James Van Der Beek
Tippi Hedren
Barbra Eden
John Williams
David Attenborough
Peter Jackson
 

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