Deadpool 2026

gunn

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My 2026 list:

  • DJT
  • Gizzlane (however the hell you spell her name) Maxwell
  • Vlad Putin
  • Moscow Mitch McConnell
  • Another Random citizen killed by ICE
  • King Charles III

"I don't want your life."


Ps. Cancer is a shitty way to go. Esp. colorectal cancer.

Wow, gone at 48. So sad, so young. God bless him.
 
Nancy Guthrie (might already be).

Ritchie Blackmore

Joe Biden

Andy Dick

And pretty much anyone left standing from my 2025 list I’ll roll over to this year.
 
I'll run it back from last year.

1.) Tom Brady because :cougbang that guy.
2.) George Soros dies of "natural causes" but nothing changes re: his foundations.
3.) Bill Clinton finally pisses Hillary off enough that she suicides him.
4.) Warren Buffett grows tired of it all. Actual natural causes for this one.
5.) Riley Reid, AIDS.
6.) Charlie Sheen, AIDS and cocaine.
7.) At least one NASCAR, IndyCar, or F1 Driver gets murked in a crash.
8.) Phil Collins succumbs to one of his various known ailments (nervous system disorders, fall from dropfoot).
9.) Reba McEntire because god above I cannot stand her.
10.) At least one TV preacher who believes in the power of you paying him to be healed by God will drop dead mid-sermon on a Sunday morning. Hopefully it's Kenny Copeland, Joel Osteen, or Bill Johnson.
 
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